|“cloned tauntaun" may 4th hrs© 05/04/2014|
The All Terrain Tactical Enforcer (AT-TE) was a tank in the Star Wars movie, Attack Of The Clone Wars. In the Empire Strikes Back, vehicles where used to transport platoons of “storm troopers,” but they froze in the cold. The Empire reverted to the early versions, because of their big feet. Big Birds feet where big and cloned well with tauntauns because they could withstand the bitter cold.
The empire mounted the “cloned tauntauns” and went searching for Frank Oz (Yoda aka Ms. Piggy), but instead ended up with the cast of Sesame Street.
May The Fourth Be With You…